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I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for...
Name? Austin Danger Powers.
You shot me right in the arm! Why did-
Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! What do we have?
What's the other thing that scares you?
Now, Scott, we don't want to kill each other in here. We might say that we do sometimes, but we really don't.
20 beat your 5. I'm sorry, sir.
No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
My name is Richie Cunningham.
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol.
Did you use protection?
Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Who throws a shoe?
I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay.
You know, I have one simple request...
Why take the stairs when I can take the escalator?
In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Now, Mr. Evil...
At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx.
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