How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Who is this ghastly man?

Hey...

Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.

He bends over and speaks from his rear.

You friend to Wachootoo.

If I'm not back in five minutes...

Ventura.

Peanut?

Einhorn is Finkle!

Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane.

I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.

That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.

If the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!

I think he's saying she's not a virgin.

What would you know about pressure?

Well done, Ace! You must be very proud!

You really love animals, don't you?

Guano! That sounds so familiar.

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick.

Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?

I'll meet you at the bottom. There's still one more thing I must do before I go...

This took you eighty years to achieve!

You got anymore of that gum?

Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?