Zach Galifianakis Jokes

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Can you name the rest of these Zach Galifianakis jokes?

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When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at _____ _ ______.
I think those neighborhood signs that say '____ Children Playing' are mean.
If you read my blog, you know I'm a Pilates freak. And by 'Pilates,' I mean _______.
I like to go to the Olive Garden by myself on Saturday nights and have the waiter sing that _____ ________ song to me...and just sit there and cry.
This character is called The Forgetful _____: 'Man, that sure was some good pepperoni pizza. [pause] Aww, ****!'
...Why do I sit around on the hardwood floor of my apartment, just yelling out, 'YOU AIN'T GOT NO _______ MIX!'?
Have you seen that show on ________ about that woman?
If you enjoy Barry Manilow, then you're gonna looove the ______ _____ _____.
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's okay to yell, 'I have ________!' is when you're playing Scrabble, because it's worth a ****load of points.
This next character is called the Five-Year-Old Who Complains about Having a _____...
When I was a kid, I had dyslexia. I would write about it in my _____.
This character is called The Pretentious __________: 'Uh, I told you...I don't know how to reeead.'
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I rented 'The Importance of Being Earnest' the other night, and first of all, I can't believe they made another ______ movie.
I call my balls the ____ twins.
This first character I've been working on is called The _____ Pimp: 'Um, hi, Amber? Hi, it's Marcus—oh, ye-yeah, I can hold...'
I've been in Canada, opening up for Miles Davis—I mean, __________ Davis.
For five years now, I've been addicted to cold ______.
...[While waiting for the subway in my neighborhood], it takes everything in me not to yell out, 'HEY EVERYBODY, HERE COMES THE ____-____!'
This woman said to me the other day, 'Zach, I like your beard.' I said, 'Look, I'm Greek. This isn't a beard, this is part of my _______.'
[as twin brother Seth] ...It's always Fugees and _______...
At what age do you tell a _______ it's adopted? I think around seven, because they start thinking, 'I don't look like the Kiwanis Club.'
Sometimes I'll do something, and I'll think to myself, 'That is so _____'...
My brother has ADD, which is weird, because he drives a Ford _____...

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