'I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend'
'There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.'
“Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.”
'I have crossed oceans of time to find you'
Professor Julius Kelp (c)
“Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get started.”
“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”
'I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.'
Miles Massey (c)
“Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, but he didn’t say anything about the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.”
John Nash Jr.
'I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have sex.
Phil Wenneck (c)
'Ma'am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack.'
Castor Troy (c)
“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
“We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me.”
Brad Pitt as J.D.
'I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heart.'