'You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.'
'There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.'
'When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or you can catch a big fish. You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to fourteen trout?'
'We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.'
'Men fear most what they cannot see.'
'We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why.'
'Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite.'
'Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.'
'The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.'
“Life does not stop and start at your convenience.”
“When you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff.'
'A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough with one.'
Col. Hans Landa
“Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.”
“With great power comes great responsibility.”
“Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.”
“No matter how much you change, you still got to pay the price for the things you’ve done.”
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'It's better to help people than garden gnomes.'
'Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.'
“Experience is not what happens to a man, it’s what a man does with what happens to him.”
'Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem.'
'Forgiveness liberates the soul, it removes fear.'
“Wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth.”
“Kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them.”
'Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.'
“You don't want to get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to talk to them.”
'If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way.'
'The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow'
'College women can smell ignorance'
“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.”
“Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights will make a left.”
'Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.'
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