| Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.' | |
| 'You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the **** it's gonna take you.' | |
| 'I thought I might legalize drugs.' | |
| 'I'm at peace with my God. Do what you will.' | |
| 'Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?' | |
| 'He knows my name, but my name is not my name.' | |
| 'You can't even call this**** a war... Wars end.' | |
| 'This my corner! I ain't runnin' nowhere!' | |
| 'You gonna look out for me, Sergeant Carver?' | |
| 'That's Omar? Dag... Gimpy as a muh'****a.' | |
| 'You know what a healthy newsroom is? It's a magical place where people argue about everything, all the time.' | |
| 'We do the same thing as y’all, except when we do it, it’s like, “Oh my God, these kids is animals!” It’s like, it’s the end of the world coming.' | |
| 'Dope on the damn table.' | |
| 'The game ain't in me no more.' | |
| 'We used to make**** in this country.' | |
| 'Where the **** is Wallace?!' | |
| 'You happy now, bitch?' | |
| 'It's Baltimore. No one lives forever.' | |
| 'You keep it boring, String. You keep it dead ****ing boring.' | |
| 'Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Ain't no shame in holding on to grief as long as you make room for other things too.' | |
| 'Tell Lester I'm sorry.' | |
| 'This is me, yo. Right here.' | |
| 'Y'all niggas is giving me way too many 40 degree days!' | |
| 'Just a gangster, I suppose. And I want my corners.' | |
| 'I got tired of being the punchline to every joke.' | |
| 'Doesn't matter if he said it or not. People think he said it. Can't let that**** go.' | |
| 'You remember that one day, summer past? When we threw them piss balloons at them Terrace boys? You remember, just before school started up again?' | |
| 'I lost a surveillance camera that I took without my Lieutenant's permission and the evidence that I had found, I attributed to a made up informant.' | |
| 'What the **** did I do?' | |
| 'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.' | |
| 'He quits or he drowns. That's the only two things getting him off the ****ing boat so help me God.' | |
| 'The sanctity of the voting booth is a cornerstone of American democracy.' | |
| 'Why always Boris?' | |
| 'The game is out there, and it's either play or get played.' | |
| 'The game's the same, just got more fierce.' | |
| 'He ****ed with my fish though... He didn't have to go there, man.' | |
| 'Business. Always business.' | |
| 'How my hair look, Mike?' | |
| 'That**** was unseemly.' | |
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