'Yes! Ahh this is more exciting than that time I got to ride the washing machine!'

'Well there's a Quonset hut that i've never seen in this room before, I gotta figure you're in there.'

'I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks.'

'Oh no, someone peed in my pants!'

'This is even more exciting than that time I saw Bobby McFerrin fall down all those stairs.''

'Here's a song by a gay guy:'

'I wish I could talk to ghosts, that'd be sweeeeet!'

'I'm sorry I pulled y'alls' legs, i'm just a little excited cause I met somebody today!'

'No, me father was a tree.'

'I'll give you one last chance to rescind your insult of calling me a common dandy!'

'Hello 911? It's (character). Yeah, yeah yeah it's in a window this time.'

'Nope, sorry, Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.'

'I hate Bewitched!'

'Woah! I gotta be Henry VIII in twenty minutes! Hello, hello, 'allo, 'allo! Got it.

'BRING ME SOME SOUP!'

'You heard him fella, take 'em off, right down to the poop sack!'

'YOU let go of the check!'

'We can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers!'

'African american? Hail a cab!'

'Do dogs even have kidneys?'

'Ten O'Clock, Eastern and Specific time.'

'You don't even know who I am.'

'There's nothing like a good suit massage.'

Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?'

'I mean, when a neoconservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.'

'The same thing happened to me, but with a moustache.'

'Hey Brady! What kind of suit do you wanna be buried in?'

'Never gonna catch me!'