| Quote | Tennessean |
| 'I think Hannah gets nervous just like any other person would. She's like a dork, personally. She's just really, really fun.' | |
| 'Brave men do not gather by thousands to torture and murder a single individual, so gagged and bound he cannot make even feeble resistance or defense.' | |
| 'I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.' | |
| 'I feel incompetent to perform duties... which have been so unexpectedly thrown upon me.' | |
| 'During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.' | |
| 'I'm not even kind of a lesbian.' | |
| 'I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.' | |
| 'You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.' | |
| | Quote | Tennessean |
| 'I know the difference between black magic and white magic.' | |
| 'I am heartily rejoiced that my term is so near its close. I will soon cease to be a servant and will become a sovereign.' | |
| 'A lot of people think Christianity is about always being perfect. It's actually the opposite of that. It's realizing that we're all humans...' | |
| 'Down time is not the name of the game.' | |
| 'I would sincerely regret, and which never shall happen whilst I am in office, a military guard around the President.' | |
| 'The primary issue is the effect the contamination has on the property.' | |
| 'We were the local band. That night was huge for us because we got to play with some of our favorite bands.' | |
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