| Quote | Movie Title | Year |
| 'I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive? ' | |
| 'Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says 'ficus'. ' | |
| 'Are you pretending to be an oddball or are you actually nuts? ' | |
| 'I don't give a smooth fart whether or not we go.' | |
| 'Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing... ' | |
| 'How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car? ' | |
| 'Stop tailgatin' me, ya pasty teabag! I'm goin' potty.' | |
| 'Never attack a drunk guy with a gun.' | |
| | Quote | Movie Title | Year |
| 'Did you love me daddy? Lie and say you did, make me feel like the piece of **** I am. Did you love me? Answer me! ' | |
| 'All that education, but you can't remember an umbrella? ' | |
| 'No pun elocuted. ' | |
| 'Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. ' | |
| 'Don't you morons realize I can make us all immortal? ' | |
| 'Okay, okay! I mean jeez. Or as the Germans would say 'leise' which translates to 'be cool'. Just be cool. ' | |
| 'Methinks our friend's a tad bit ****ered in the head. ' | |
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