| Quote | Character | Film |
|---|
| It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! | |
| You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair | |
| We're going streaking! | |
| I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know? | |
| No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush | |
| I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize! | |
| Everybody panic! It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears! | |
| Harold frantically grabs his lamp! He shook the hell out of it for no apparent reason! | |
| Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons | |
| We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup | |
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