| Quote | Missing Words | Speaker |
| I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the ______ ____, and ****ing *use* them! | |
| Don't forget your _____ cream | |
| Suck me _________! | |
| I can taste the _______! | |
| You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have _______ _____ for people like us | |
| It's not a space shuttle launch, it's ___ | |
| I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... ______ | |
| The rule of _____. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity | |
| The _____ is strong with that one | |
| I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with _____ _____ | |
| | Quote | Missing Words | Speaker |
| I just shoved a _______ in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? | |
| Aged ________ _____. The way I like it | |
| I can't remember ****, man, I was too excited! I'm in a _______ stronghold | |
| [On Condoms] Well, they're safer than a ____ ____... | |
| We'll just tell your mother that... __ ___ __ ___ | |
| I am the ___________, a sophisticated Sex Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady | |
| Jim, you're the only guy I know who's dick needs an ___________ ______ | |
| This one time, at ____ ____ | |
| Oh, ________ ___! | |
| You mean you'venever ______ _______ your mouse? | |
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