| Entry | Companion |
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| Today I found out that the man I've been living with killed our entire ship's crew and our neighbours. FML | |
| Today, Grandfather abandoned me on a ruined planet. At least the boy's are sort of cute. FML | |
| Today I met the great god Zeus and began my journey to the Palace of Perfection. Then I had to press a button to stop some man from hurting him... it is very cold out here... FML | |
| Today I met a guy who claims to be the reincarnation of a John Doe who died on the table last night. And he can apparently walk through solid glass. I think I'm going crazy. FML | |
| Today I got tricked into killing my brother and got turned into an old woman. FML | |
| Today I got possessed by a computer. I think I'm just going to stay home. FML | |
| Today I guess I broke some secret time-traveler rule, and to make matters worse, my mum couldn't hold her applause when she saw I was home. FML | |
| Today a Cyberman destroyed the computer I was working on before I could enter the last code. Now the ship's going to crash and I'll never know if I was right! FML | |
| Today my brain got stolen by a slug. Really. FML | |
| Today I was hired to kill the Doctor. On one hand, I'll get to go home, but on the other, he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. FML | |
| Today, my scientist father attracted the attention of some strange machine-men who kidnapped me and took me back to their home planet. FML | |
| Today, the man I've been hanging around with for the last few years decided to take me home, except he missed the mark by about 500km. FML | |
| Today, while trying to look after a student's well-being, my colleague and I were abducted by a cantankerous old man. Now we're... actually, I have no idea where we are... FML | |
| Today I got a flat tyre and when I went to phone for help, the phone box turned out to be a spaceship! FML | |
| Today, my master made me stay in the TARDIS even though I promised to be a good dog. FML | |
| Today I've decided to travel to the Amazon. Over the last few years I've almost been killed by flowers, turned into an old woman, shrunk... the rainforest seems a lot safer. FML | |
| Today, I got taken from my master by a guy in a blue box and shoved into a storage closet. I'll probably be here for a year before they remember I even exist. FML | |
| Today my girlfriend's childhood imaginary friend turned out to be real. Talk about awkward. FML | |
| Today... nah, spoilers! FML | |
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| Today I told the Brigadier that I quit. I refuse to stoke that arrogant dandy's ego anymore. FML | |
| Today I finally ran into the Doctor after getting stuck on Earth and waiting for him to show up for over a century. FML | |
| Today the old man decided to leave me to babysit a bunch of warring aliens. FML | |
| Today I met the Doctor for his trial, and he doesn't even remember me! I bet it's just an excuse to get out of the fitness programme I put him on last week. FML | |
| Today I met a couple of strange men, one wearing a kilt, and... something happened with lizard men from Mars... and... huh, I don't really remember... FML | |
| Today the professor and I almost got killed by a man made out of candy. FML | |
| Today, I went to the club, met a couple people, got into a huge brawl, and now I'm stuck with an old man in his time-traveling box. FML | |
| Today, my patient apparently completely changed his appearance, went insane, and locked me in a cabinet. FML | |
| Today a big ship exploded and caused my eyes to change colour. Seriously, WTF? FML | |
| Today I got stuck in a box. I had to knock four times before my friend would let me out. FML | |
| Today, as I'm finally accepting the fact that the man I fancy doesn't feel the same way, I find out that this guy we picked up billions of years in the future fancies him too. FML | |
| Today, I got stuck in a parallel universe. Again. At least this time it was with a pretty cute clone of the guy I fancy. FML | |
| Today I got kidnapped from my wedding, almost got eaten by a giant spider, and found out my fiancé was trying to kill me! FML | |
| Today my father's body was taken over by man who controls a statue with whom my step-mother was having a clandestine relationship! Yes, I know how hard that is to follow! FML | |
| Today I met a new friend, a sort of mad man with a box, who promised to take me away and said he'll be back in five minutes. I'll just sit out here and wait. FML | |
| Today the knob who stole off with my girl reappeared after a year. I've been under suspicion for her murder, and this bloke doesn't even have the decency to remember my name! FML | |
| Today I decided to do something with my appearance, but of course the guy I'm with wasn't pleased until I looked more like him. What a narcissist! FML | |
| Today I met this really strange Englishman who... something about great men with white fur in huge tunnels... and a flying beastie made of metal... and... I don't really remember.. | |
| No, that was what the Doctor called him/his doppelgänger's name | |
| No.... | |
| That's not it... | |
| Nope... | |
| Getting warmer.... | |
| IT'S CHESTERTON!!! | |
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