One of these girls is your twin and the other is no relation, but they're both love interests.

Interviewing to become an astronaut, the only answer you come up with is about your hair.

One member of your very strange 'family' is a descendant of an ancient monster and is destined to destroy the world.

You have to collect 100 souls again because the last one you got wasn't actually from a witch.

Your best friend/sister figure tries to steal your Pocky from your mouth while you're eating it.

One of your students almost kills you trying to save you from killing yourself.

Your kindergarten student promises to marry you, and her mother approves.

The bread you baked causes the judge to try to remove his pants and expose himself.

Your 10-year-old teacher sneezes, causing your clothes to fall off and the teacher you have a crush on to see your bear panties.

You die several times in the first episode, forcing the series to be reset each time.

You lose your only pair of pants, causing you to become a hikkikomori and isolate yourself in your room.

A strange girl saves your life, and you have to become her lover to avoid owing her a favor.

You try to prove your friend's gender by grabbing his genitalia... but 'he' is a girl.

You're the best student in school, but you're put in the worst class because you got sick during the placement exam.

You're mistaken for the character from The Ring, creeping out your classmates.

You're in love with a girl who is in love with a guy who is in love with curry.

You find out that your little sister has a stockpile of ero games... and an apparent sister complex.

As an expert at dating sims, you're expected to capture the hearts of real-life girls... something you have no experience with!

You find yourself arguing that magic doesn't exist... with a witch.

Your quest to have sex with 100 guys hits a stumbling block with the very first one...