| Words | Missing Words | # of Words |
| Come out Virginia, don't | |
| You Catholic girls start | |
| But sooner or later it comes | |
| I might as well | |
| Well, they showed you a statue, told you | |
| They built you a temple and | |
| But they never told you | |
| For things that you | |
| Only the | |
| That's what I said, only the | |
| You might have heard I run with a | |
| We aint too pretty | |
| We might be laughing a bit | |
| But that never | |
| So come on Virginia, show | |
| Send up a signal, I'll throw | |
| The stained-glass curtain you're | |
| Never let's in | |
| Darlin, | |
| You got a nice | |
| | Words | Missing Words | # of Words |
| and a party | |
| you got a | |
| And a | |
| But Virginia, they didnt give you | |
| You didn't count on me when you were | |
| They say theres a Heaven for | |
| Some say its better, but | |
| I'd rather laugh | |
| than cry | |
| The sinners are | |
| You know that | |
| I tell ya, only the | |
| You say your mother told you all that I could give you was | |
| She never cared for me, but did she ever | |
| Come out, Come out, Come out Virginia don't | |
| You Catholic girls start | |
| Sooner or later it comes | |
| I might as well | |
| You know that | |
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