| Limerick | Character Name |
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On film I’m a strapping young buck
In the books I walk like a duck
I’m the world’s best seeker
But not a great speaker
And Hermy-own-ninny I’d like to date | |
I live out in the woods in a hut
I’m really a bit of a nut
I raise dragons and skrewts
I hang out with brutes
And my mother’s a giant, so what? | |
You knew I would be in this quiz
These books are about me, gee whiz
Well here's a huge hint
My best friend is Grint
I think you can guess who this is | |
I have a strong urge to expound
On the way I was easily downed
In dueling I failed
And I sailed through the Veil
I should have just stayed as a hound | |
If you’re looking for evil I’m it
But I really screwed up, to wit
I tried to kill Harry
He used love to parry
I instead killed myself like a git | |
The Prophet prints nothing but ill
Of the people I quote with my quill
A bug getting news
Granger outed my ruse
Blackmailed me and told me to chill | |
A wizarding force in my day
I wanted Tom Riddle to pay
But then Snape did me in
And now I’m a has-been
It turns out all along I was gay | |
| | Limerick | Character Name |
|---|
My spell casting skills are quite keen
My library visits routine
I’ve got bushy hair
I’m totally square
I’m the brightest witch you’ve ever seen | |
My hair’s pulled up tight in a bun
I turn into a cat just for fun
I don’t take students’ crap
So sit down, shut your trap
Because I’ve got a classroom to run | |
The Marauders consider me weak
Am I a man or a mouse? Squeak, squeak!
Ratted on James and Lily
I guess that was silly
And now I’m a one-handed freak | |
Im a redheaded dude with a ‘tude
It’s my brother who really got screwed
Snape blasted my ear
But at least I’m still here
My twin is the one who’s worm food | |
Look, am I really that bad?
I'm less of a jerk than my dad
I played Harry's foil
Just like Crabbe and Goyle
I'm the number one Slytherin cad | |
I’ve got less than a widow’s mite
My dress robes a terrible sight
I play second fiddle
In Potter v. Riddle
But I’m sleeping with Granger tonight | |
I thought J.K. thought I was swell
She was just biding time 'til I fell
She ended my life
With Lestrange's thrown knife
I guess I'll see Rowling in hell! | |
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Harry Potter: Last Words
Patients of Madam Pomfrey
Harry Potter Character by Last Line
