| quote | character |
| You can't wipe out an entire tent city then... watch It's A Wonderful Life on TV!? | |
| So let's find a bar, so dark we forget who we are, where all the scars from the nevers and maybes die!? | |
| I'm Pussy Galore... in person? | |
| Kiss, Pookie?? | |
| Look, this is not my Bar Mitzvah, give it back to me!? | |
| Lets open up a restaurant in Santa Fé! Lovely Santa Fé would be NICE!? | |
| I'm so mad that I don't know what to do! Fighting with microphones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with YOU!? | |
| Maureen is protesting losing her performance space. Not my attitude. ? | |
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| I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs? | |
| Look, Mark. I'm sorry that Maureen dumped you. I say, 'C'est la vie.' Let her be a lesbian! She doesn't know what she's missing!? | |
| How do you document real life, when real life is getting more like fiction each day?? | |
| I was heading towards this warm, white light, and I swear… Angel was there. And she looked good.? | |
| They expelled me for my theory of actual reality.? | |
| Back on the street, where I met my sweet, where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete? | |
| You should try it...in heels.? | |
| I didn't get my nipples pierced because it grossed YOU out!? | |
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