| quote | character |
| There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember. | |
| Merry Christmas bitches! | |
| But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell! | |
| You were flirting with the women in rubber | |
| It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer, and fuel oil. Pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse. | |
| Hey. Bum. Get your ass off the Range Rover | |
| I'd forgotten how to smile, until your candle burned my skin. | |
| They say I have the best ass below 14th street. Is it true? | |