| Athlete | Last Name | Musician |
| Had lots of hits in the 70s. Not welcome in the Hall of Fame. | |
| Nicknamed 'Mr. October' | |
| Doesn't want no trouble. Just wants to do the Super Bowl Shuffle. | |
| NBA player: Nuggets, 2003-2011; Knicks, 2011-Present | |
| NBA player: Nets, 2008-Present | |
| Flashy dunker whose career peaked circa 2001 with the Raptors | |
| Canadian pro wrestler. Wore pink sunglasses. | |
| Switch-hitting SS, went from San Diego to St Louis in the 80s | |
| Penguins captain. Can't grow a moustache. | |
| | Athlete | Last Name | Musician |
| Won 12 Grand Slam titles as a single. 1987 Tennis Hall of Fame inductee. | |
| High-flying snowboarder known for his long red hair | |
| Seven NHL teams. Played with Hull in the 90s. | |
| Smooth pitcher. 2 Cy Young wins. | |
| Texas Ranger. 2008's Glove of Gold. | |
| Running back, New Orleans Saints. | |
| Took over as Packers QB in 2008; forever in Brett Favre's shadow | |
| Played at historic Fenway Park. Drafted as a Marine in WWII. | |
| American cyclist, Tour de France with Yellow Jersey. | |
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