| Catchphrase | Character |
| Why, hello there children! | |
| Oh my God! They killed Kenny! | |
| You bastards! | |
| Screw you guys, I'm going home! | |
| I'm super, thanks for asking! | |
| You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! | |
| Loo, loo, loo, I've got some apples... | |
| Oh God! That's way too much pressure! | |
| TIMMY! | |
| W-wow, what a t-terrific audience. | |
| Drugs are bad, m'kay... | |
| Shut up, turd! | |
| It's coming right for us! | |
| Don't forget to bring a towel! | |
| What what WHAT? | |
| SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! | |
| Hooowdy ho! | |
| Don't kick the baby! | |
| All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here! | |
| Oh, Jehsus Christh! | |
| Herro, ****ty wok, can I take youw owder prease? | |