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| Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. | |
| This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! | |
| There are no words for how disgusting you are. | |
| I've spoken with apes more polite then you. | |
| I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! | |
| You fight like a dairy farmer. | |
| Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? | |
| Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! | |
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| You make me want to puke. | |
| I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. | |
| People fall at my feet when they see me coming. | |
| You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. | |
| I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! | |
| I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. | |
| My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! | |
| You have the manners of a beggar. | |
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