Secret of Monkey Island Insults

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Can you name the Secret of Monkey Island Insults?

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InsultSnappy Comeback# of words
I've spoken with apes more polite then you.9
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!10
There are no words for how disgusting you are.8
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.10
I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.10
I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.8
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!7
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.4
InsultSnappy Comeback# of words
You have the manners of a beggar.10
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.6
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!9
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?7
You fight like a dairy farmer.7
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!11
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!10
You make me want to puke.7

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