| Quote | Movie |
| 'I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.' | |
| 'Nathaniel likes the way I leap?' | |
| 'You can't trust vampires...trust me.' | |
| 'I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?' | |
| 'I love you Binky... but I don't have to like you right now.' | |
| 'You know how it is. New school, new baby pool.' | |
| 'Some people are so touchy.' | |
| 'What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?' | |
| 'Claire. I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything.' | |
| 'That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.' | |