| Quote | Movie |
| 'I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?' | |
| 'Blend in? I'm two feet taller than everyone in here.' | |
| 'Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.' | |
| 'I don’t hate you because you’re fat; you’re fat because I hate you.' | |
| 'You Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.' | |
| 'You should totally wear underwear to school.' | |
| 'I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.' | |
| 'You look like Clay Aiken!' | |
| 'The last time I was this naked in public I was coming out of a uterus!' | |
| 'You know how it is. New school, new baby pool.' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'Where is the thump-thump?' | |
| 'Some people are so touchy.' | |
| 'What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?' | |
| 'Claire. I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything.' | |
| 'Nathaniel likes the way I leap?' | |
| 'You can't trust vampires...trust me.' | |
| 'Muerte: My name... is MUERTE! Jeff: Nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff.' | |
| 'That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.' | |
| 'I love you Binky... but I don't have to like you right now.' | |
| 'Why do we even have that lever?' | |
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