| I got this scratCH IN A fistfight | CHINA |
| Though chinchillas are crepuscular, men I accept as intelligent, say they make great pets | |
| The doctor proceeded in diagnosing my condition: countchoculitus | |
| To train my afghan, I stand with my arms outstreched and speak in a stern voice | |
| We played Mad Gab on the plane | |
| Though his screams made things harder, I treated him fairly | |
| A doverman! Now there's an animal I could get used to. | |
| If I don’t pass calc, an adamant parent or teacher is sure to make me retake it. | |
| They claimed to be fighting the Vietcong, or the French, or communism, I don't recall. | |
| Natural selection tells us that through the mutation of a fin, land animals were all originally sea animals. | |
| I can't deal with his new zeal and fervor for his religion | |