| Sentence | TV Show |
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| Salazar gazed into his crystal ball to learn if he would unrobe Witch Edwina at the Sorcerer's Ball. | |
| 'Ouch! Uck!' Uvula spat upon taking a bite of the cactus-liver souffle. | |
| An incensed Angina shrieked, 'Ho! Use those shoes to walk you fanny outta this hotel!' | |
| Mrs. Strudel hopes she gets Martee to don the pink thong bikini for the spelling bee. | |
| Blondie and Archie, hiding in the chip aisle, watched Bubba Theapp rent ice at the Gas 'n' Go. | |
| 'Tracy, Bill, and Millicent,' chirped the bird-watch guide, 'you'll rarely see a pecker with such plumage.' | |
| Stella Lawton once again proved herself to be an intimidating force in the bratwurst-eating contest. | |
| Armstead felt very strongly that the eBay Watch List was the best invention of the computer age. | |
| 'There's not orthoclase IN feldspar,' Professor Ribbery corrected Wim. 'Orthoclase IS feldspar.' | |
| 'In order not to offend,' instructed Ms. Etiquette, 'one must dab one's mouth gently with the napkin.' | |
| Bertram informed his mums, 'Gonorrhea is the lass I envision one day snogging.' | |
| Neddy the neighborly nomad mended surly Bob's wounded pigeon free of charge. | |
| In the mid-Middle Ages, there was a chasm all villeins felt between themselves and their feudal lords. | |
| Brubaker tossed his best ax in the wagon and headed off for his showdown with the Sewer Demon. | |
| Darlene covered the phone and asked, 'How much do you owe Ed's mother for rubbing gramp's feet?' | |
| Never one to miss an opportunity, Blythe ate amy's BLT while she was searching for her contact. | |
| Leonard guessed there were 1,230 rocks in the bathtub at the geology fair. | |
| 'You'd best give the plants a mist ere Dr. Fremont returns from the hunt,' suggested Ms. Pollyp. | |
| Eunice didn't know what jingle Estelle was using in the corned beef ad. | |
| Taking umbrage at the accusation his tattoo was fake, Bruno mashed a cocktail onion in Sedwick's eye. | |
Liz Lemon's Love Life 
TV Show Hangman 
Role-A-Rama: '90s TV
