| Sentence | Best Pic |
| Juanita viewed that sleazy Dominic as a Blanca confidante who couldn't be trusted with the cannoli pinata. | |
| 'But Bubba made us paint the gerbil,' Zach and Gertie said to an unsympathetic Ms. Dripple. | |
| As soon as Jerome saw Mr. Lecter in the kitchen, he bellowed, 'Oh no! Liver! I HATE liver!' | |
| Bernie sought the advice of the AP Art mentors when Contemporary Collage grew too demanding. | |
| Based on the crude drawings, Cornwallis was certain the Burmese chimp was smarter than Helmsley. | |
| Emile the attentive zookeeper wanted stool samples from the giraffe, seal, pig and hippo. | |
| The FDA reported, 'Juicy Jolt is not a trade off for rest. Gum packed with caffeine just makes kids jittery.' | |
| When Victor heard a gasp at Tony's party, he knew they had discovered the ear in the punch bowl. | |
| Carlisle preferred a HLT (Ham, Lettuce, Tomato) to a BLT, especially after fencing with Sister Frakes. | |
| 'If it's opossum art you want,' whispered the Egyptian, 'visit the white-haired man with the pink eyes.' | |
| As soon as mall cop turned his back, Ruben hurried into the women's restroom with the salamanders. | |
| It didn't take much to make Luigi giddy. Champagne. Cigarettes. And 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' | |
| 'The zircium hydrocenate is gonna blow!' shrieked Profession Waldorf in the chemical lab. 'Out everyone! | |
| Hubert told Bernice that he's tingling all over at the thought of her in lederhosen. | |
| Cardinal Carmen informed the elders, 'It's not at all easy to defrock your priest for taping confessions.' | |
| Mayor Scout wanted to hook up LA to one citywide computer network and name it HoopLA. | |
| After seeing 'A Night at the Opera' in Manhattan, the Finkels deemed Chico Marx a true comedic genius. | |
| Gomez went to see Dr. V about a peptic ulcer that turned into a peptic pimple that turned into a peptic rash. | |
| According to the book by Chef Rosseti, tan icing is much more elegant than other hues of brown. | |
| The students found Mr. Smini very funny when he sang the Order of Operations and Pythagorean theorem. | |