| Sentence | Element |
|---|
| To Heathcliff, even a turnip sack would look good on foxy Genevieve, the tap-dancing countess from Oslo. | |
| The Amazing Fred wowed circus-goers with three scorpions on each shoulder and one on his head. | |
| Jeb knew if he had a Chevy Silverado he'd get just as many chicks as that toad-licker Ernie Bob. | |
| With the bank alarm blaring, the shifty thief shouted to the cops, 'The car gone down Elm Street!' | |
| Jeremiah ate the corn on the cob, although he'd rather be having hickory nuts in molasses. | |
| The clumsy pickpocket tried to nick Ellen's purse but broke his jaw running into a lamp post. | |
| At Alice's All-U-Can-Eat Apple Fritters, Big Bert found himself busting out of his button-flies. | |
| Hortonville liked to have one cop per corner during the annual Ms. Pumpkin Pie Pageant and Parade. | |
| Socks was a big, old Persian cat that enjoyed watching 'Patton' on the flat screen. | |
| Having caught the boys with the toupee in hand, Ms. Jenkins said, 'Bo, Ronnie, go straight Mr. Erb's office.' | |
| The prince was weary of pleading with Ariel to get married, particularly now that she was engaged. | |
| The saber-toothed tiger tooth trapped in amber stood as a fossil icon at the Museum of Anthropology. | |
| Bam actually thought the Fallen skate shoes looked pretty freakin' rad on Grandpa Actin. | |
| Buford had heard from Professor Duke that throwing cans in the river was actually good for the environment. | |
| WWE Wrestler Nitro genuinely enjoyed breaking chairs over the skulls of his opponents. | |
| Ned launched Fez, Inc. in Rock Bend with great hope, but he now felt Trilby, Inc. might've been a wiser choice. | |
| When Archie saw Reggie reaching for the black thong, he said, 'Bro, mine's the black one - yours is blue.' | |
| Finster shouted, 'Morrie, why are those oxen on the flatbed - we're only taking the bison!' | |
| From behind the topiary squirrel, Eunice watched Mario dine once again with the shapely gas attendant. | |
| Uma left on Tuesday for Madagascar, Bonnie on Wednesday, but both arrived on Friday due to the peanut strike. | |
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