| Sentence | Country |
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| Dr. Goodacre gave Barb a dose of Vicodin to cope with the pain from the rhinoplasty. | |
| 'Attilla was a Hun, Gary, not an Alderaanian senator from the Star Wars movies,' Hortense repudiated. | |
| Reliever Horace Hick didn't want to be a Cub after learning it'd been 104 years since a World Series. | |
| Barbie said to Ken, ''Yahoo!' is not what I expect to hear when I say my underwear has a hole.' | |
| Jonas was mad a gas cartel was allowed to arbitrarily elevate the price of fuel. | |
| 'The difference between a malt and a shake,' said the voice on the drive-thru speaker, 'is malt powder.' | |
| Diet pills with coffee gave Clarabel a rush that got her through the nightly chats with her patients. | |
| BJ found his ursine pal to be too quick to judge those creatures without any fur. | |
| After dispatching the alien dachshunds, Fran centers her laser on their leader - the one-legged walrus. | |
| Typesetter Norman Gorman haughtily reminded her, 'If your font is in ital, your spacing decreases.' | |
| Phil found it abnormally funny that Pan Am, a defunct airline, was about to be a defunct TV series. | |
| Harold was aghast to learn from Pig that neither Johnny Cash nor Waylon Jennings was still alive. | |
| Ariel the affable airport attendant liked to say, 'A scan a day keeps the terrorists away.' | |
| Sure enough, during the surgery, they found Phyllis's diamond wedding ring in Diane. | |
| Ms. Swurzle told her students, 'When writing your haiku, wait for the Muses to massage your scalp.' | |
| Beatrix always marveled at the way Mal dives right into a bowl of liver and bean soup. | |
| It was a germ anyone could get from sharing socks - and the resulting dysentery left one incapacitated. | |
| Piper stormed into the dermatologist's office and shrieked, 'I've got a zit on my chin again!' | |
| A frustrated Uncle Ebb shouted, 'Get off the couch in the den, Marky, and help me with this nozzle!' | |
| Nurse Fallow enjoyed visiting regional geriatric facilities to discuss the benefits of semi-annual enemas. | |
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