| Sentence | Capital |
| Dr. Bart wished to apply his Burmese bunion treatment to Brit in June, August, or September. | |
| Brit said that August and September won't work due to her Cornish corn treatments. | |
| Even though cop shows were something she liked to belittle, 'Rockford Files' made Irma's Top 10 list. | |
| Wriggling out from under the trailer, Elbert asked Helga, 'Whatcha wanna eat first - dove, rat, or possum?' | |
| 'Remember,' said Archer, still in his official LOTR Gandalf hat, 'Bilbo is especially courageous for a Hobbit.' | |
| 'YES!!!' whooped Gil through the attic vent. 'We have an input for phono, Lulu! We are golden!' | |
| Sheriff Perch had three chief suspects: an indian, a Polish cowpoke, and a cross-dressing Swede. | |
| 'I keep telling' ya – I ONLY do facials!' hollered Bart. 'You gotta see Frank for the pedicures!' | |
| 'I think Billy Jack's onto us,' whispered Bobby Joe to Betty Sue. 'He's got my swim trunks and a gun.' | |
| Dr. Bart first suspected Elena had a Santa fetish when she slipped into bed in nothing but reindeer ears. | |
| 'If I had one wish, Elena,' confided Dr. Bart, 'it would be that one time I'd get to wear the ears.' | |
| 'How can the principal ban you from all dances?' Helga asked Elbert. 'The gun wasn't even loaded.' | |
| Yuri finished sixth at Central, eighth at South, and third – with a very fast time – at Ridgemont High. | |
| 'Ya mon, you gotta be a rich mon, Danny mon, to eat fried prawn at the Jamaican Swan, mon.' | |
| 'Ewww!' shrieked Kiki. 'Charle's tongue is brown. It looks like he licked his poo!!!' | |
| 'Mohammad is on Gollum's side of the ring debate,' stated Archer. 'And he's not completely wrong.' | |
| Ed and Irma strolled the pier, reflecting on Joe Santos' role in the success of the 'Rockford Files.' | |
| In the final showdown with Lt. Flesh, Sal employed all his tricks - including his patented nippy twister. | |
| On his date with Brit, Archer wore the yellow Comic-Con corduroys and 'Spock for President' t-shirt. | |
| While Fallopian had never heard Allan sing, she knew he'd be fab based on his nose yodeling. | |