| Sentence | Hidden Prez |
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| Caleb ushered the girl scouts to their seats for the title bout between Dr. Eye Patch and the Poker. | |
| Hornea took gran to Nurse Felt for yet another treatment on the temperamental fungus. | |
| Uncle Wong yelled, 'Stop eating the Persian grapes and bring me the shopping cart, Ernestine!' | |
| Belinda the one-armed carhop noticed she had fabric lint on her brand new black miniskirt. | |
| Due to Billy Jack's ongoing battle with the photocopier, he was asked yet again to attend anger management. | |
| The Buckleys simply couldn't afford to buy new underpants for all nineteen of their children. | |
| Lonnie told Fritz to lob a mango his way cuz he needed a tropical fruit fix before writing any more limericks. | |
| The young male beavers had casanova dams for their nightly carousing along the river bank. | |
| Quentin Horselip saw his classmate Art hurry into the bathroom clutching his stomach. | |
| One of the best screwball pitchers in the history of the OB/GYN Baseball League was Lefty Leroy Stirrups. | |
| Bissie Ann couldn't believe how many creampuffs she had to fill. More were coming out of the oven too. | |
| From the pier, celebrities could be seen on the enormous yacht imbibing champagne and laughing gaily. | |
| Weird Al Yankovic's Tommy John song was hilarious to baseball players, particularly short stops. | |
| The Sugar Field Express was the fastest stagecoach to Dodge City and Plumbers Butte. | |
| When Bo's flatulence drove his sweetie from the room, he pleaded, 'Please stay, Lori. I won't be gassy no more.' | |
| The way Lucinda Binkmeier would sashay especially pleased the sailors who smoked outside the tanning salon. | |
| Homer Hockspur was deeply in love with Shar Dingle because of her beautiful locks of red hair. | |
| The Sunday banjo brigade liked to strum and pluck until the moonshine ran dry. | |
| Yahoo versus Bing has become a silly search engine fight to be a distant second to Google. | |
| It was largely because of the Bay Area gangs that Hiram Higgle decided to carry mace in his fanny pack. | |
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