Just For Fun
Games to Consider
iPhone & iPad
Finish the Famous Joke
These jokes by famous stand-up comics are missing a word. Can you click it?
Featured Sep 11, 2014
Literary Characters Sorting Blitz
Rhymes with 'King'
Mountain Country Match
Commonly Misspoken Phrases
Movie by Shocking Couple
Rate 5 stars
Rate 4 stars
Rate 3 stars
Rate 2 stars
Rate 1 star
How to Play
Click the green button to start and click the correct answers below
Finish the Funny Fortune Cookie
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed ___.
A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the ___.
I do not participate in any sport with ___ at the bottom of a hill.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “___” to have an “s” in it?
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the ___ ones who need the advice.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we ___.
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of ___.
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ___.
Promised some people this week that I would water their plants and take care of their animals while they went on vacation. Bad idea. The people are ___.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small ___.
When I was a kid, I had dyslexia. I would write about it in my '___.'
Traffic signals in New York are just rough ___.
My love life is like a fairy tale. It's ___.
You know what burns me? ___.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a ___ named after me.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out ___.
I intend to live forever, or ___ trying.
A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you ___.
Contraceptives should be used on all ___ occasions.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at ___.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my ___ covers them.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting ___.
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was ___.
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my ___ are huge.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more ___.
What's another word for ___?
My wife dresses to kill. She ___ the same way.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the ___ gets anything.
-William Lyon Phelps
As women well know, the reason men are no good at playing dumb is most of the time we’re not ___.
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're ___ again.
You haven't played this game yet.
You Might Also Like...
Sporcle is #1
Clicktion on the Fiction (1980s)
Classic Clickable Jokes II
(warning: may contain spoilers)
Created Jul 25, 2014
Top Games Today in Entertainment
Celebrities Eating Pizza
Corporate Logos II
Top Games with Similar Tags
Grammar Walks Into a Bar
Missing Middles: 'The' TV Shows
Classic Clickable Jokes II
Classic Clickable Jokes VII
Top User Games in Entertainment
Born in the USA (Clickable)
Star Trek Races (clickable)
Star Wars, not Star Trek (Clickable)
Celebrity Ejection Seat (Clickable)
HIDE THIS WARNING
Like us on Facebook
Follow us on Twitter
Follow us on Google+
2007-14 © Sporcle, Inc.
Partner of USA TODAY Sports Digital Properties
Go to the Sporcle.com Mobile Site →