| Literal Lyrics | What Comes Next |
| Introductory helicopter nature shot. | |
| Second helicopter introductory nature shot. | |
| Careful Harry, he doesn't have a nose. | |
| And he needs a nose. | |
| And some new glasses. | |
| Don't sleep yet, Harry, he's gonna kill you... | |
| Spell, dodge, too many passengers. | |
| How does that hold him up? | |
| Pan up, pointy roof. | |
| This movie is extremely important. | |
| Dramatically raise hand. | |
| Slowly look left. | |
| | Literal Lyrics | What Comes Next |
| Back up in a library. | |
| Dragon's pissed. Weasley's scared of a bunch of bad guys, | |
| You've gotta buy two tickets. | |
| Run throw exploding. | |
| Be careful with that stick, too late. | |
| Downhill people running FLEX. | |
| Chase that fire you wizards. | |
| Look out Harry, too late got him. | |
| Part 2, July 2 burning. | |
| Wave hand, upskirt, windy, kissing | |
| Blow up the town. | |
| Zoom, huge shiny P, | |
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