| Hint | |
| Pan cross ocean, | |
| Someone's not good at lighting torches. | |
| Corona commercial set. | |
| Ready the tattered holy sail... | |
| Hot hot hot hot hot hot NOT | |
| Slow fade-in, Jack negotiating. | |
| Jerry Bruckheimer, there's an archway. | |
| Mutton-chops stand up, cut. | |
| now he's walkign to a meeting. | |
| Did you see that? Two shot. | |
| (Still drunk.) | |
| Pirate peg-leg. | |
| Make an agreement, cheer, mermaids, | |
| Rotating zombie-boat captain is too hot. | |
| he's taking the boat. | |
| by stabbing the door. | |
| | Hint | |
| And director Rob Marshall. | |
| Jack warns his crew not to make out with hot water-ladies. | |
| then take what you can get. | |
| Point your sword forward. | |
| Stab the table by a candle. | |
| The mermaid looks less hot nowww.... | |
| When he calms down, | |
| Jack jumps up, lean. | |
| Ian McShane shoots some fireballs at a guy sitting on a boat. | |
| Swinging a sword at a hot pirate's basically first base | |
| This summer, get ready to DANCE! | |
| Explosive boat, hold a rope, don't tailgate him. | |
| Look down, don't waterfall. | |
| Falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling | |
| SKULL ZOOM! | |
| Show the release date, | |
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