| Quote | Missing Word | Episode |
| ___ have feet. | |
| We are gonna take this and put it in a ____ for crazy people. | |
| Why are you dressed like an __ ____? | |
| That is the stain of a teardrop over the word '___' | |
| Hey! _____ is not on trial! | |
| That's a falcon with a gun. Now it's a falcon with an _____. | |
| Pierce, stop grinding on the ___ ____ ____. | |
| Jeff, did I say anything in my sleep about ___ ___ ___ ___ ____? | |
| Who am I? ____? | |
| WHO PUTS _____ IN WATER? | |
| Can you ever really own a ____? | |
| Rumor has it that non-denominational ___ ___ is on his way to the student lounge! | |
| I hope you've got an army of ____ because I've got the scoop! | |
| I am spending a lot of money on ____ ____. | |
| And ___ ____ just stood there... just stood there and watched him die... | |
| I'm sorry. Abed just made a ___ face. | |
| A different version of me. I think it was a ____. | |
| Disappointing you is like choking __ ___ ___ with a bike chain. | |
| I might be able to reach it. It landed on that Hyundai. I mean ___ ____. | |
| It's not a ____. It's a cookie wand. | |
| It's an animal that looks like a ____. Why don't I have ten of them? | |
| 'You said I have a crafty ___ ____' 'Nobody knows how to take a compliment anymore!' | |
| Woah there, ___ ___. | |
| Did you you just say ____? Or did you just pronounce guitar like a hillbilly? | |
| We're just gonna call it the ___ dance! | |