| First Line | TV Show |
| The game. They say a person either has what it takes to play or they don’t. | |
| Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story. | |
| Help! Help! Help me! Somebody help me! | |
| Once upon a time, an English journalist came to New York. | |
| I’m not sure how it all started. Oh, it was ‘cause I smelled his bottom. | |
| There's nothing to tell! | |
| I'm your big brother. If I don't teach you this, who will? | |
| | First Line | TV Show |
| Alright Jim, your quarterlies look very good. How are things going at the, uh, library? | |
| I don't give s****y jobs. | |
| This is f*****g wicked. I am most definitely a musical genius. | |
| Since I was a kid I've been able to sleep through anything. | |
| In every generation there is a chosen one. | |
| To me that button is in the worst possible spot, the second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. | |
| Hey Upper East Siders! | |
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