More Awesome 30 Rock Quotes

Random Television or quote Quiz

Can you name the characters who said these 30 Rock quotes?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

 plays        
How to Play
Score 0/30 Timer 06:00
quotecharacter
'Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.'
'As my old man always said, if you try, you win. And he was one hell of a garbage man.'
'If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.'
'Liz's uterus fell out!'
'Yes you can - the hot Italian lady from the Food Network told me so.'
'If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.'
'...' (pulls toy car out of mouth)
'Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? '
'I've been going crazy the last few days thinking about our night together. How you wanted to brush my hair as foreplay. How you made me that Western omelet at 4 a.m.'
'I don't need it. I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, I'm often surprised.'
'Surely our massive conglomerate parent company could spring for a samovar of coffee.'
'I'm Jack Donaghy. I'm important. I just bought the moon.'
'That lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.'
'And it gets awesome. Eventually, their bodies fuse together and they form a multi-headed live rat king and we saw one.'
'Quite serious. If left untreated you could lose a foot.' ... 'I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.'
quotecharacter
'16 minus 8 equals 8. Numbers, unlike children, don't lie.'
'You make me want to vomit!'
'The Greenes are sharp as a tack right to the end. Which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming.'
'Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.'
'Worldcom, man. Worldcom.'
'Yes Tracy, I was Trigorin in The Seagull on the Wesleyan main stage.'
'It was awesome! He was putting on skates, and the little monkey was funny. I want to see it again!'
'I'm sorry to tell you such a dark tale in such a silly t-shirt.'
'Nope, your fiancée's gay. Look at him. Pure case of fruit blindness.'
'Then I'll do what my father did to me when I was two. Lure you to the edge of the pool with a puppy, and push you in.'
'Attention everyone! I have just been handed a memo that says each floor has to have a fire marshall, in case of fires, terrorist attacks, Cloverfield monsters...'
'You want to see what he packed me for lunch today? Mayonnaise. And a pack of cigarettes.'
'I gotta take a break. I can't drink anymore of this, my tummy is killing me.'
'For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.'
'Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.'

Friend Scores


  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...

Extras

Created Dec 1, 2009ReportNominate
Tags:quote, rock, 30 Rock, character