Charlie Quotes

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Can you name the Episodes based on these Charlie Quotes from It's Always Sunny?

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QuoteEpisode Title
'That's Tammy, Trey's ex girlfriend. This is classic Tammy.'
'What are you gonna do, hit him? No, that’s a terrible idea, I’ll tell you why: It doesn’t unbang your mom.'
'Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.'
'So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you're gonna tell her, she's going to feel sorry for me, we're going to start dating, and that's how the lie works!'
'WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! When the hell did I put green man on?'
'Well are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna see what's living in there?'
'I could cut the song, OK, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, OK, because you did not write it. Or I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself.'
'These are crabs, fresh local Delaware run-off crabs. Yeah, there's a pretty bad sewage run-off, but, you know, crabs is sewage proof.'
'Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.'
'You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...'
'What does a little Mexican girl love more than anything else in the world?'
'All right, well, leave the pumpkin out of it, the pumpkin's innocent.'
'And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There. Is. No. Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up.'
QuoteEpisode Title
'And some of this stuff you've been doing with this mannequin here, that's like uh...to teach me a lesson or...? DId I see you bang that thing?'
'Later dudes. S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs.'
'Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeeeehaaaaw!' (jumps out of the back of the van)
(singing) 'They took you, Night Man, and you don't belong to them. They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands, and I miss you, Night Man, so bad...' (huffs paint)
'You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.'
'Uh, in the meantime, I'm gonna go in the back office and cry, and cry, and cry, and drink for a while.'
'Viet-goddamn-nam, that's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!'
'There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine catfood, beer and glue. It makes you feel like, extremely sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.
'We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.'
(on poison) 'I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.'
'Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.'
'Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?'

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