| Quote | Episode Title |
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| 'That's Tammy, Trey's ex girlfriend. This is classic Tammy.' | |
| 'What are you gonna do, hit him? No, that’s a terrible idea, I’ll tell you why: It doesn’t unbang your mom.' | |
| 'Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.' | |
| 'So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you're gonna tell her, she's going to feel sorry for me, we're going to start dating, and that's how the lie works!' | |
| 'WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! When the hell did I put green man on?' | |
| 'Well are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna see what's living in there?' | |
| 'I could cut the song, OK, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, OK, because you did not write it. Or I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself.' | |
| 'These are crabs, fresh local Delaware run-off crabs. Yeah, there's a pretty bad sewage run-off, but, you know, crabs is sewage proof.' | |
| 'Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.' | |
| 'You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...' | |
| 'What does a little Mexican girl love more than anything else in the world?' | |
| 'All right, well, leave the pumpkin out of it, the pumpkin's innocent.' | |
| 'And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There. Is. No. Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up.' | |
| | Quote | Episode Title |
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| 'And some of this stuff you've been doing with this mannequin here, that's like uh...to teach me a lesson or...? DId I see you bang that thing?' | |
| 'Later dudes. S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs.' | |
| 'Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeeeehaaaaw!' (jumps out of the back of the van) | |
| (singing) 'They took you, Night Man, and you don't belong to them. They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands, and I miss you, Night Man, so bad...' (huffs paint) | |
| 'You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.' | |
| 'Uh, in the meantime, I'm gonna go in the back office and cry, and cry, and cry, and drink for a while.' | |
| 'Viet-goddamn-nam, that's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!' | |
| 'There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine catfood, beer and glue. It makes you feel like, extremely sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep. | |
| 'We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.' | |
| (on poison) 'I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.' | |
| 'Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.' | |
| 'Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?' | |
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