Arrested Development Quotes

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Can you name the Characters Who Said These Arrested Development Quotes?

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'Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?'
'Good... I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.'
'Hey, I found that canned ham that we've had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling hot water, and guess what we're having?'
'Oh my gosh, we're having a fire! Sale! Evacuate all the school children!'
'She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob.'
'She's not a ****, mother. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be... terrifying.'
'She's just so loving and affectionate. I... this is not the woman I fell in love with.'
'Read me the appetizers again.'
'Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.'
'You can control your bladder when you're dead!'
'Michael, if I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!'
'Say goodbye to these, Michael!'
'You know what? Don't get too close me, 'cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me.'
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'Well the 'B' got you glasses. Maybe this time you'll get a neck brace.'
'This isn't Mark Cherry's house.'
'Date's not over yet, fatty.'
'Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.'
'It looks like we've lost him.'
'It could be worse. He could want to marry your mother. Oh I'm sorry, is your family not laughing at that yet?'
'I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch!'
'Can you tell me the ways in which you were promised to be fulfilled, and whether or not said promise was made explicit.'
'Neither he nor Gob were prepared for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal.'
'Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.'
'Oh right Michael I'm faking it. (pulls up shirt to reveal stomach) Not!'
'I hate White Power Bill!'
'Would you like a banger in the mouth?'

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