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The following limericks were pasted into the Comments section of Sporcle quizzes. Pick the limericks that Sporcle users loved (gave positive votes to) from the ones they hated (gave negative votes to)
Harry Potter excels in his classes
Every test that he touches he passes
He's smart I can tell
So why not cast a spell
To fix his vision and ditch the glasses?
I'm a Disney character fan
I'll mimic my faves when I can
But here in the service
My platoon gets nervous
When I dress up as Peter Pan
Tim Tebow's my role model for real
Cuz of him, I decided to kneel
And give thanks to God
Which bus-riders found odd
They said, 'Please get back behind the wheel'
I love most Disney movies the same
But certain flicks remind me of shame
Because as a male
The week I spent in jail
I heard Princess instead of my name
I prefer the outdoors to TV
But the title 'Catfish' tempted me
I appeared on the show
And wouldn't you know
There's no fish but my lover's a he
At the window I placed my order
And gave them five bucks and a quarter
But now here I sit
Typing on the toilet
Taco Bell gave me runs for the border
Coach Leon yells in his team's ear
Throws chairs,flips the bird,calls them queer
After ten long seasons
The head office reasons
He shouldn't coach Li'l League next year
Hoarding Twinkies is my hobby
Cuz after nuclear catastrophe
If I'm still alive
On them I'll survive
Unless they are now eating me
Clark, Lou, and I climbed Mount Dread
Clark fell and so I yelled Code Red!
That idiot Lou
Hands me a Mountain Dew
Thanks to him, our friend Clark is now dead
I play chess by mail with my sister
I'll wait days for Postman McQuister
You might think it's a bore
But trust me, you get sore
Playing correspondence Twister
My girlfriend bought me something neat
Floor tickets for the Bulls and Heat!
Her: 'You misunderstand
I said 'in' not 'and'
Hope you enjoy your rodeo seat'
I grew up poor on Bourbon Street
McDonald's was my greatest treat
Cuz each time I bought
A burger I got
One free toilet paper sheet
I love cereal, that is the truth!
I ate bowls of the stuff in my youth
Sugar Crisp, Sugar Smacks
Sugar Pops, Apple Jacks
Now I'm twenty and on my last tooth
In a convenience store in France
The store clerk gives me a strange glance
Why's he so nervous
No shirt, no service
The sign don't say nothin' 'bout pants
Stomping turtles:days and days of hassle
Hundred tries to beat Bowser that rascal
Spent weeks without sun
Then I thought I had won
But instead 'She's in another castle'
Math is hard as everyone knows
To count I use my fingers and toes
What comes after twenty?
I get asked this plenty
And end up removing my clothes
I enjoy most film sequels fine
But one flick's a true fave of mine
Never saw the first eight
But the last one was great
The movie was called 'District 9'
I loved the first Star Wars movie
The next two were also quite groovy
But in Episode One
I knew I was done
When I heard, 'Meesa just step in poopy'
My niece's stepsister's mother
And my grandpa's son wed each other
Only in Tennessee
Can this possibly be
My father's legally my brother
Batman said to his son, 'You're a pain -
You don't help me stop Joker or Bane
You call crimefighting 'crap'
You just want to rap
Good luck finding a job, Li'l Wayne'
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