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Pick the FUNNY limericks from the UNFUNNY ones - Part 2
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The following limericks were pasted into the Comments section of Sporcle quizzes. Pick the limericks that Sporcle users loved (gave positive votes to) from the ones they hated (gave negative votes to)
Pick the FUNNY limericks from the UNFUNNY ones - Part 1
My knowledge of Africa's hazy
Don't study that place cuz I'm lazy
I still don't know
Where to find Maputo
Or how to pronounce Benghazi
If US acts were British, you'd have
Li'l Jon renamed to Wee Lav
KISS would be SNOG
Snoop Dogg BullDog
Justin Bieber simply called Chav
I love this quiz about orange!
Oh ****...not much rhymes with orange
You could've picked puce
Or even chartreuse
But instead, you had to pick orange
To reach my toothbrush as a kid
I stepped up on the toilet, I did
I wasn't too bright
Cuz every night
I wished I'd have first closed the lid
Me and my cousin Petey
Loved candy so sugary and sweety
Always left a trail
But to no avail
Never once got a visit from E.T.
In '99, I was on 'Millionaire'
I won a thousand bucks in that chair
Looking back, I laugh
The IRS took half
The rest went to hotel and airfare
They put syrup on ev'ry meal
They think that pro wrestling is real
Their government leader
I think is a beaver
To me, Canada is ideal!
On a date with my girlfriend, I chose
To make her an origami rose
I used her napkin
And expected a grin
Instead, 'I used that to blow my nose'
I used to amaze Grandma Jean
By naming el'ments through chlorine
While still in my Pampers
Did not impress Grampers
He said, 'Big deal, you're seventeen.'
I'm an Irishman, who woulda thunk?
So naturally, right now I'm drunk
When you're a trashed rogue
With an Irish brogue
Every word you say seems to rhyme
I dropped my iPod in the can
And took it to the repairman
Ever since that day
The only bands it'll play
Are Nickelback, Creed, and Pearl Jam
Is McD's a good place for a job?
In the ad, ev'ry worker's a slob
All the weirdos in town
A crim'nal and a clown
And even a large purple blob
I love the name of my car: Quest
Makes me feel like a knight on a test
I'll drive home from the bar
And I'll joust with my car
Until I'm placed under arrest
'Piano Man' once had appeal
Now when it's played I just squeal:
'Not this song again
Put bullets in my brain'
Think how Billy Joel must feel
My doctor's the worst! I attest
So I eat right, get plenty of rest
And go to the gym
To avoid seeing him
So now wait, does that mean he's the best?
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