| Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends' | |
| 'I've made a huge mistake' | |
| 'I shall duck behind that little garbage car' | |
| 'You're the lawyer! Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had!' | |
| 'you selfish country music loving lady' | |
| 'And say goodbye to these, because it's the last time' | |
| 'whoa, this is priceless, cocka caw cocka caw cocka cocka cocka caw' | |
| 'Maybe I'll put it in her brownie' | |
| 'poor guys probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family' | |
| 'There's still plenty meat on that bone, you take this home, put it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, baby you got a stew going | |
| 'Well, now its my nausea' | |
| 'Hey brother' | |
| 'I have Pop-Pop in the attic' | |
| 'You're a chicken, you're a chicken, coo coo ca cha, coo coo ca cha' | |
| 'I shall be neither seen, nor heard' | |
| 'We are not the only ones who kill trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an acitivist? Why don't you go out and club some beavers?' | |
| 'You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh' | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'Thats why you always leave a note' | |
| 'I just blue myself' | |
| '-king $6300 suit, come on!' | |
| 'Marry me!' | |
| 'And secondably, I know you're the big marriage expert, oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead' | |
| 'I don't want no part of yo' tight-a** country club, ya freak b****!' | |
| 'Did you go to the seminar on chafing?' | |
| 'I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it' | |
| 'Choch ee Choch ee Choch ee, Michael is scared to ask out Sally' | |
| 'Please tell your friends about this show' | |
| 'You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?' | |
| 'Oh, I could kiss you on the nuts!' | |
| 'And yes she is more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be...terrifying' | |
| 'Don't leave your uncle teabag hanging' | |
| 'You're a regular Brad Garrett' | |
| 'Who'd like a banger in the mouth?' | |
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Arrested Development
'Arrested Development' Episodes
LOTR Characters by Quote
