| Catchphrase/Quote | Character |
|---|
| I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn. | |
| It's funny 'cause it's true. | |
| Brian, am I Jewish? | |
| Giggity, giggity, goo. | |
| Crudely-Painted Not-So-Funny Plywood Cut Out Folk Art | |
| Peter, what the hell?! | |
| Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here? | |
| I hate you all! | |
| What the deuce!? | |
| IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS! | |
| Have you ever seen the movie Cruel Intentions? | |
| Peter I see you're still very very fat. | |
| Please don't spit in my eggs, please don't spit in my eggs, please don't spit my eggs. | |
| Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane. | |
| | Catchphrase/Quote | Character |
|---|
| I love this job more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who loves his taffy. | |
| I don't know how to tell you this... | |
| Cookie? | |
| I'm going to turn you into poo. | |
| This is why I don't like shopping! I have no butt! I'm MINUS A BUTT! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Tom, you're so deep in the closet, you're finding Christmas presents. | |
| Oh, that's nasty! | |
| Freakin' sweet! | |
| LET'S DO IT!! | |
| Get your fat ass back here. | |
| Holy Mother! It's the Holy Father! | |
| Diane, I'm standing outside the Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside. | |
| No, me father was a tree | |
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