| Line | Actor/Actress | Year |
| If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over. | |
| You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. | |
| Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap. | |
| Show me the money, Jerry | |
| Now that you've had a taste of my mutton, how do you like it? | |
| I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo. | |
| Quarantine. Q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e. Quarantine. | |
| Can I get the, uh, waffles? And, um, what does 'a la mode-y' mean? | |
| | Line | Actor/Actress | Year |
| Picture a girl who took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. | |
| Aha. Look what I've created. I have made FIRE. | |
| I don't hear as good as I used to, and I ain't as pretty as I used to be. But I'm still here - I'm the Ram. | |
| Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream | |
| Are you not entertained!? | |
| You had me at hello | |
| And how the hell could Bond be so stupid? I give him double-O status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. | |
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