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| May I have your attention please? | |
| Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? | |
| We're gonna have a problem here.. | |
| a white person before | |
| like Tommy just burst in the door | |
| worse than before they first were divorce | |
| It's the return of the ... 'Ah, wait, no way, | |
| ,did he? And Dr. Dre said... | |
| he's locked in my basement! | |
| chigga chigga chigga 'Slim Shady, | |
| walkin around grabbin his you-know-what | |
| 'Yeah, but he's so cute though!' | |
| screws up in my head loose But no worse, | |
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| Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let | |
| to hump a dead moose My bum is on your | |
| And if I'm lucky, you might just | |
| And that's the message | |
| And expect them not to | |
| Of course they gonna know what | |
| They got the Discovery Channel don't they? | |
| Well, some of us cannibals who cut other | |
| But if we can hump dead animals | |
| that a man and another man can't elope | |
| Women wave your pantyhose | |
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