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| Hello? Is this the doctor? | |
| Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal. | |
| Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great! | |
| Liam lives a crazy life. | |
| The video diaries are back. The video diaries are back. | |
| 1, 2, 3, 7 | |
| No! Jimmy protested! | |
| I think if today was the last day of me life, I'd go to Nandos, I'd play me guitar, and I'd drink some tinnies. | |
| Get out of my kitchen! | |
| Time to get up! | |
| Peter Pan! | |
| Direction 1! | |
| No. Let's not bring that up because it's a very traumatic time for me. | |
| He's not coming, man. | |
| I just came home one day, and my turtle was missing a foot! | |
| That's not even me. It's an imposter. | |
| Come on, Rick. The race is about to start. | |
| A pinata! | |
| Vas happenin, Celine? | |
| He just doesn't like going fast! | |
| Two bananas for a euro. | |
| Quick! Do a roll. A rollie pollie. | |
| We're like five best friends! | |
| I'm a song. | |
| Pixie Lot cuz she's hot. | |
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| I'm absolutely freezing my peanuts off. | |
| Mashed potatoes, new baby potatoes, baked potatoes, roast potatoes... | |
| I want to get it wrong and get sent one of those. | |
| Sherbert. | |
| My worst habit, getting naked all the time. | |
| Why are these places so hard to say?? | |
| And Louis's the leader...because that's the only one left. | |
| I think you bit my arm. | |
| Putting my hat on. What the hell does it look like? | |
| Help! | |
| I don't even say that anymore. | |
| Oh my god! Zayn! I'm like your biggest fan! | |
| I'm a big fat idiot! | |
| There's shell in there! | |
| I've drunk too much energy juice! | |
| I've got the double down. I just need to get the triple. | |
| Do the flick! | |
| No. I won. Yes. | |
| She's mine! | |
| Niall! We just said in an interview that you slept with Carly Rae Jepsen! | |
| Don't swear! | |
| I'm so hot, man. | |
| My goldfish is dead! | |
| Zayn Tomlinson | |
| This is the most annoying ringtone ever. | |
| Vas happenin, Celine? | |
| I'm so hot, man. | |
| I think if today was the last day of me life, I'd go to Nandos, I'd play me guitar, and I'd drink some tinnies. | |
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