| Quote | Character |
| They're my spare jumpsuits... it's what the people come to see | |
| that's the jug I keep stuff in | |
| I hate to abuse the privelage, but could you get Dale out of the basement again? | |
| They'll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough. | |
| Hey DJ everybody is a week week wack | |
| I can't do that I don't have a stapler.. you know, the bzzz bzzz thing | |
| In my opinion, the day after Thanksgiving is one of the busiest shopping days of the year | |
| Forget him Hank he's chump change | |
| | Quote | Character |
| It's salmon Hank, they put salmon in the fish tacos!!! | |
| Sorry I'm late, I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR!!! | |
| AHHH Damn!!! Damn!!! You have damn fine house | |
| Dang 'ol B Dawg | |
| She'd let someone drink out of her own bowl... no matter how drunk they were. | |
| I'm not a chick I'm a dude! | |
| We could pee in places where pee isn't supposed to go! | |
| You didn't kick another person in the groin did you? | |
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