Your title is awesome, but probably inaccurate considering how rich the dude is (just Google his actual wife). Though "Adam Sandler Movies by Actress He Could Never Get in Real Life if He Worked in a Tollbooth and Wasn't a Bazillionaire" would be too long.
Sidenote: that was Julie Bowen? Wow, she's aged beautifully. And she's great on Modern Family. |