| Quote | Character |
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| 'Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together.' | |
| 'Is your house on fire, Clark? ' | |
| 'Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? ' | |
| 'Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust. ' | |
| 'That's my name. ' | |
| 'Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.' | |
| 'I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.' | |
| 'We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?' | |
| 'And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.' | |
| 'Grace!' | |
| 'Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.' | |
| 'Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.' | |
| 'He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas.' | |
| 'I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.' | |
| 'Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?' | |
| 'Remember how I was toying with the idea of suspending the Christmas bonuses?' | |
| 'You didn't! Well, of all the cheap lousy ways to save a buck!' | |
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12 Days of Christmas
Santa's Reindeer
Common Halloween Costumes
