What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over.
Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?
There will be generations because of what you did.
The Coen Brothers
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Nobody knows anybody...not that well.
That rug really tied the room together.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em sh*t and keep 'em in the dark
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Which would be worse - to live as a monster? Or to die as a good man?
Better to be king for a night, than schmuck for a lifetime
You talkin' to me?
I spent the last 12 years of my life building rooms like this specifically to keep out people like us.
You're not an as*hole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
I need to know who he is. I need to stand there, I need to look him in the eye and I need to know that it's him.
You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fu*king t-shirt, at best.
Mein Führer! I can walk!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die.
It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again
A boy's best friend is his mother.
A murderer would never parade his crime in front of an open window.
I want to make it 80 and wipe that grin off your face. I don't like gentlemen who grin at me.
Do you want a leg or a breast?
I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
At my signal, unleash hell.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife
Oh, wouldn't it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.
It's important to think. It's what separates us from lentils.
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way he becomes immortal.
Off with their heads!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.