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I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Attica! Attica!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I wish I knew how to quit you.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I have got to get me one of these!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I fart in your general direction.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Get away from her, you bitch!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Give these people air!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
They're filming midgets!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Sanka... you dead?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
Are you not entertained?
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
It's been emotional
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Time to nut up or shut up!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
You stand your ground and fight!
I drink your milkshake!
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
If He Dies.. He Dies
I'm a stallion, baby!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Dodge this.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I see dead people
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Show Me the Money!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

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