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I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Time to nut up or shut up!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Dodge this.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I see dead people
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Get away from her, you bitch!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Sanka... you dead?
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Attica! Attica!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
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I fart in your general direction.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Are you not entertained?
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
They're filming midgets!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I have got to get me one of these!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
It's been emotional
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
If He Dies.. He Dies
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I drink your milkshake!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Show Me the Money!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I'm a stallion, baby!
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
You stand your ground and fight!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Give these people air!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?

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