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Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Are you not entertained?
Get away from her, you bitch!
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
They're filming midgets!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I tea-bagged your drum set!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
If He Dies.. He Dies
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Let off some steam, Bennett.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I fart in your general direction.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Time to nut up or shut up!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
You stand your ground and fight!
I see dead people
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Show Me the Money!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I have got to get me one of these!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I drink your milkshake!
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
It's been emotional
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Give these people air!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Sanka... you dead?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Dodge this.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I'm a stallion, baby!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Attica! Attica!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.

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