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I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
It's been emotional
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I have got to get me one of these!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Show Me the Money!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
They're filming midgets!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Attica! Attica!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
I fart in your general direction.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
You stand your ground and fight!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I drink your milkshake!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
I'm a stallion, baby!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
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A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Give these people air!
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Get away from her, you bitch!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I see dead people
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
If He Dies.. He Dies
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Sanka... you dead?
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Time to nut up or shut up!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Are you not entertained?
Dodge this.

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