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Show Me the Money!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
It's been emotional
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I see dead people
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Let off some steam, Bennett.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
If He Dies.. He Dies
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Attica! Attica!
Time to nut up or shut up!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
You stand your ground and fight!
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
I'm a stallion, baby!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
I drink your milkshake!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Are you not entertained?
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
I fart in your general direction.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
I have got to get me one of these!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Dodge this.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Give these people air!
They're filming midgets!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Sanka... you dead?
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Get away from her, you bitch!
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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