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I drink your milkshake!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Attica! Attica!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I have got to get me one of these!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
You stand your ground and fight!
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Show Me the Money!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
They're filming midgets!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I tea-bagged your drum set!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
If He Dies.. He Dies
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I wish I knew how to quit you.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Get away from her, you bitch!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Dodge this.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
It's been emotional
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I'm a stallion, baby!
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I see dead people
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Are you not entertained?
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Sanka... you dead?
Time to nut up or shut up!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I fart in your general direction.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Give these people air!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun

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