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Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Give these people air!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
I'm a stallion, baby!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I have got to get me one of these!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Dodge this.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Attica! Attica!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Sanka... you dead?
I wish I knew how to quit you.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
You stand your ground and fight!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
I fart in your general direction.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
They're filming midgets!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
It's been emotional
If He Dies.. He Dies
Show Me the Money!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
Time to nut up or shut up!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
I drink your milkshake!
Get away from her, you bitch!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I see dead people
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Are you not entertained?
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

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