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I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Dodge this.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Sanka... you dead?
I fart in your general direction.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I'm a stallion, baby!
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
If He Dies.. He Dies
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
It's been emotional
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
I see dead people
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Show Me the Money!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Are you not entertained?
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
You stand your ground and fight!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Give these people air!
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Attica! Attica!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
They're filming midgets!
Get away from her, you bitch!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I wish I knew how to quit you.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I drink your milkshake!
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I have got to get me one of these!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Time to nut up or shut up!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

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