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Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Get away from her, you bitch!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
You stand your ground and fight!
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Give these people air!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
I see dead people
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Sanka... you dead?
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
If He Dies.. He Dies
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
They're filming midgets!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
I'm a stallion, baby!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
It's been emotional
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
I drink your milkshake!
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Attica! Attica!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Time to nut up or shut up!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Are you not entertained?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Dodge this.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I fart in your general direction.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I have got to get me one of these!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Show Me the Money!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!

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