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Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Get away from her, you bitch!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
If He Dies.. He Dies
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Attica! Attica!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Let off some steam, Bennett.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Give these people air!
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I have got to get me one of these!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I drink your milkshake!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Dodge this.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Sanka... you dead?
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I'm a stallion, baby!
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Show Me the Money!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
It's been emotional
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I fart in your general direction.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I see dead people
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Time to nut up or shut up!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
You stand your ground and fight!
Are you not entertained?
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
They're filming midgets!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.

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