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I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Time to nut up or shut up!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
They're filming midgets!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I'm a stallion, baby!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Show Me the Money!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Attica! Attica!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
It's been emotional
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I see dead people
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
If He Dies.. He Dies
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I fart in your general direction.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Get away from her, you bitch!
I have got to get me one of these!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Let off some steam, Bennett.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
You stand your ground and fight!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Sanka... you dead?
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Dodge this.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Give these people air!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Are you not entertained?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I drink your milkshake!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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