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| An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade. | |
| If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you | |
| I love the smell of napalm in the morning. | |
| I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll. | |
| The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks. | |
| I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? | |
| I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” | |
| Are you not entertained? | |
| I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move. | |
| That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die. | |
| Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? | |
| I fart in your general direction. | |
| You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers! | |
| Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner. | |
| I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day | |
| It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either | |
| Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning. | |
| Back off, man. I’m a scientist | |
| You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. | |
| There never was much hope...just a fool's hope | |
| Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER! | |
| Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin' | |
| You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora | |
| Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody! | |
| You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes. | |
| I see dead people | |
| Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! | |
| Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! | |
| A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal. | |
| I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture. | |
| 'Mein Führer! I can walk! | |
| You stand your ground and fight! | |
| Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! | |
| It's like looking in a mirror...only....not. | |
| I tea-bagged your drum set! | |
| Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more.. | |
| Let off some steam, Bennett. | |
| I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste | |
| I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard | |
| Who was that pointy-eared bastard? | |
| People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch | |
| Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. | |
| When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door. | |
| If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over | |
| I drink your milkshake! | |
| I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn! | |
| Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled. | |
| I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster. | |
| You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! | |
| You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. | |
| I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? | |
| Carpe diem, seize the day boys | |
| I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late. | |
| Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! | |
| Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever. | |
| I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants | |
| All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy | |
| Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. | |
| I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. | |
| I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner | |
| This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun | |
| You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero! | |
| If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer | |
| They're filming midgets! | |
| She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.' | |
| Show Me the Money! | |
| Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her? | |
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