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It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Sanka... you dead?
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
I fart in your general direction.
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
Show Me the Money!
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I drink your milkshake!
It's been emotional
Attica! Attica!
I see dead people
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Let off some steam, Bennett.
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Get away from her, you bitch!
They're filming midgets!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
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You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
If He Dies.. He Dies
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I wish I knew how to quit you.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Give these people air!
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Are you not entertained?
I'm a stallion, baby!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Dodge this.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Time to nut up or shut up!
You stand your ground and fight!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I have got to get me one of these!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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