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I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Sanka... you dead?
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Are you not entertained?
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I drink your milkshake!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
You stand your ground and fight!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
It's been emotional
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
I see dead people
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I have got to get me one of these!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Give these people air!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Dodge this.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Show Me the Money!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
They're filming midgets!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Time to nut up or shut up!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I fart in your general direction.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Attica! Attica!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
If He Dies.. He Dies
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I'm a stallion, baby!

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