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I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Dodge this.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
They're filming midgets!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
You stand your ground and fight!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I drink your milkshake!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Attica! Attica!
If He Dies.. He Dies
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Time to nut up or shut up!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Give these people air!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I see dead people
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Show Me the Money!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
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Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I fart in your general direction.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Are you not entertained?
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Sanka... you dead?
Get away from her, you bitch!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Let off some steam, Bennett.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
It's been emotional
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I have got to get me one of these!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I'm a stallion, baby!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one

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