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I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
You stand your ground and fight!
I drink your milkshake!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Time to nut up or shut up!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
It's been emotional
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I fart in your general direction.
Show Me the Money!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Give these people air!
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
If He Dies.. He Dies
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I have got to get me one of these!
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Attica! Attica!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Are you not entertained?
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I see dead people
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Dodge this.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I'm a stallion, baby!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Get away from her, you bitch!
They're filming midgets!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Sanka... you dead?
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!

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