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Give these people air!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I have got to get me one of these!
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
It's been emotional
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Get away from her, you bitch!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I tea-bagged your drum set!
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
You stand your ground and fight!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Sanka... you dead?
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Attica! Attica!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I'm a stallion, baby!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Are you not entertained?
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
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Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I see dead people
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
They're filming midgets!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
I drink your milkshake!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I fart in your general direction.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Dodge this.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Time to nut up or shut up!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Show Me the Money!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
If He Dies.. He Dies
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?

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