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I got her number. How do you like them apples?
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Sanka... you dead?
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I drink your milkshake!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I tea-bagged your drum set!
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I fart in your general direction.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I have got to get me one of these!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Time to nut up or shut up!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
Show Me the Money!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
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I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Give these people air!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Attica! Attica!
It's been emotional
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Get away from her, you bitch!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Dodge this.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I'm a stallion, baby!
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
If He Dies.. He Dies
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Are you not entertained?
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
You stand your ground and fight!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I see dead people
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
They're filming midgets!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

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