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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Attica! Attica!
If He Dies.. He Dies
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
It's been emotional
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Get away from her, you bitch!
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Are you not entertained?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Give these people air!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I'm a stallion, baby!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
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I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
They're filming midgets!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I see dead people
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I fart in your general direction.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
You stand your ground and fight!
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I have got to get me one of these!
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Dodge this.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Sanka... you dead?
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I drink your milkshake!
Show Me the Money!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Time to nut up or shut up!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day

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