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I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Dodge this.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I have got to get me one of these!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
If He Dies.. He Dies
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
Time to nut up or shut up!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Show Me the Money!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Attica! Attica!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
They're filming midgets!
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I drink your milkshake!
It's been emotional
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
I see dead people
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I fart in your general direction.
Get away from her, you bitch!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I'm a stallion, baby!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Give these people air!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Are you not entertained?
You stand your ground and fight!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Sanka... you dead?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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