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I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Are you not entertained?
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
They're filming midgets!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Dodge this.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
If He Dies.. He Dies
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Sanka... you dead?
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
I see dead people
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I have got to get me one of these!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Give these people air!
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
It's been emotional
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Show Me the Money!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I drink your milkshake!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Time to nut up or shut up!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I'm a stallion, baby!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Attica! Attica!
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I fart in your general direction.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
You stand your ground and fight!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Get away from her, you bitch!
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun

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