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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Sanka... you dead?
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Attica! Attica!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Are you not entertained?
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Dodge this.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Get away from her, you bitch!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I fart in your general direction.
Show Me the Money!
They're filming midgets!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Give these people air!
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I drink your milkshake!
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
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Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I see dead people
It's been emotional
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I have got to get me one of these!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I'm a stallion, baby!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
You stand your ground and fight!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
If He Dies.. He Dies
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Time to nut up or shut up!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

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