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I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I fart in your general direction.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
You stand your ground and fight!
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I see dead people
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Get away from her, you bitch!
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
They're filming midgets!
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Are you not entertained?
Show Me the Money!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
I have got to get me one of these!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Sanka... you dead?
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I'm a stallion, baby!
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Dodge this.
Give these people air!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
If He Dies.. He Dies
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I drink your milkshake!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Attica! Attica!
It's been emotional
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Time to nut up or shut up!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.

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