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King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Get away from her, you bitch!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
If He Dies.. He Dies
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Give these people air!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Sanka... you dead?
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I have got to get me one of these!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
You stand your ground and fight!
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I drink your milkshake!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
It's been emotional
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I see dead people
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Time to nut up or shut up!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Are you not entertained?
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
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Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I fart in your general direction.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Attica! Attica!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Dodge this.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
They're filming midgets!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I'm a stallion, baby!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Show Me the Money!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

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