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You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I see dead people
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Attica! Attica!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
If He Dies.. He Dies
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
I tea-bagged your drum set!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
Are you not entertained?
You stand your ground and fight!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Give these people air!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
It's been emotional
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I have got to get me one of these!
I fart in your general direction.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Dodge this.
Show Me the Money!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
That's A Spicy Meatball!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Sanka... you dead?
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I drink your milkshake!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I'm a stallion, baby!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
They're filming midgets!
Time to nut up or shut up!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.

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