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Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
I have got to get me one of these!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
If He Dies.. He Dies
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Show Me the Money!
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Dodge this.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
You stand your ground and fight!
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Attica! Attica!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
I drink your milkshake!
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Give these people air!
Sanka... you dead?
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I tea-bagged your drum set!
It's been emotional
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
They're filming midgets!
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Get away from her, you bitch!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I'm a stallion, baby!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I see dead people
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I fart in your general direction.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Time to nut up or shut up!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Are you not entertained?
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
A boy's best friend is his mother.

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