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Attica! Attica!
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Give these people air!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Show Me the Money!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
I fart in your general direction.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
It's been emotional
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Time to nut up or shut up!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Sanka... you dead?
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I drink your milkshake!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I see dead people
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
They're filming midgets!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I have got to get me one of these!
If He Dies.. He Dies
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
You stand your ground and fight!
Get away from her, you bitch!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I'm a stallion, baby!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Are you not entertained?
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Dodge this.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

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