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Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
It's been emotional
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Give these people air!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I see dead people
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
You stand your ground and fight!
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Attica! Attica!
I fart in your general direction.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Show Me the Money!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
They're filming midgets!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I drink your milkshake!
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Are you not entertained?
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I have got to get me one of these!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
If He Dies.. He Dies
Dodge this.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Time to nut up or shut up!
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I'm a stallion, baby!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
Get away from her, you bitch!
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Sanka... you dead?
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'

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