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Back off, man. I’m a scientist
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
They're filming midgets!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
If He Dies.. He Dies
Attica! Attica!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
Time to nut up or shut up!
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Are you not entertained?
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Sanka... you dead?
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I'm a stallion, baby!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
You stand your ground and fight!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
I fart in your general direction.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
I have got to get me one of these!
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
I drink your milkshake!
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Show Me the Money!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Dodge this.
I see dead people
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
It's been emotional
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Get away from her, you bitch!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Give these people air!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Let off some steam, Bennett.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!

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