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I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
I see dead people
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I wish I knew how to quit you.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
Give these people air!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
They're filming midgets!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Are you not entertained?
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Sanka... you dead?
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Attica! Attica!
I'm a stallion, baby!
That's A Spicy Meatball!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
You stand your ground and fight!
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I fart in your general direction.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I drink your milkshake!
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
If He Dies.. He Dies
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Show Me the Money!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Time to nut up or shut up!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Dodge this.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I have got to get me one of these!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Get away from her, you bitch!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
It's been emotional
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'

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