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You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
You stand your ground and fight!
Attica! Attica!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Dodge this.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Give these people air!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
I drink your milkshake!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Time to nut up or shut up!
They're filming midgets!
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I have got to get me one of these!
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
A boy's best friend is his mother.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
It's been emotional
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I'm a stallion, baby!
Show Me the Money!
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
Sanka... you dead?
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
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That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I see dead people
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
If He Dies.. He Dies
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
I fart in your general direction.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Are you not entertained?
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer

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