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It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
Give these people air!
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
A boy's best friend is his mother.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Dodge this.
I drink your milkshake!
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Attica! Attica!
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
If He Dies.. He Dies
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
I have got to get me one of these!
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'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Are you not entertained?
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
It's been emotional
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Show Me the Money!
You stand your ground and fight!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
They're filming midgets!
Get away from her, you bitch!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
I'm a stallion, baby!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
I see dead people
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
Time to nut up or shut up!
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I fart in your general direction.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Sanka... you dead?
Back off, man. I’m a scientist

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