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Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
It's been emotional
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Show Me the Money!
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I'm a stallion, baby!
I drink your milkshake!
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
They're filming midgets!
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Attica! Attica!
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
Get away from her, you bitch!
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
I fart in your general direction.
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I have got to get me one of these!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
Dodge this.
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Time to nut up or shut up!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
I see dead people
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
Give these people air!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
You stand your ground and fight!
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
That's A Spicy Meatball!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Are you not entertained?
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
If He Dies.. He Dies
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Sanka... you dead?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice

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