| Clue | Player |
| Long-serving almost never scoring Southampton defender | |
| Italian, briefly United's keeper | |
| World cup winner with France, rubbish at Newcastle | |
| Ex Chelsea midfielder currently with St Johnstone | |
| Relegated with Q.P.R, Forest, Southampton and West Brom | |
| Brazilian international centre-half relegated while on loan at Leeds | |
| Shevchenko's ex partner | |
| Picked up championship winners medals with United and Blackburn | |
| Picked up championship winners medals with Forest and Liverpool | |
| Croat striker never started a Premier League game or scored a goal | |
| Inexplicably the heart of England's midfield under Graham Taylor | |
| Argentinian striker who ended up at Sunderland in the late 70s | |
| Goalkeeper sent off in Merseyside derby during his only appearance on loan | |
| Won the World Cup with Italy, but struggled with Everton | |
| Scored once for Arsenal and once in a European Championship Final | |
| Ex Spurs right back now Reading assistant | |
| Big centre-half signed for Spurs by compatriot Christian Gross | |
| Argentine World Cup winner and Birmingham left-back c. 1978 | |
| Former Leeds keeper famous for throwing the ball in his own net | |
| Soccer Saturday regular | |
| Son of a famous manager | |
| Dutch international defender and Chelsea flop | |
| Ex West Ham and Northern Ireland international striker not known for his good looks | |
| Cameroon international who played for United and Villa, so bad they named him twice | |
| Chelsea, Leicester and Jamaica defender with a tendency towards own goals | |