| Situation | Character (first name only) |
| Saw the faces of celebrities in his vegetables | |
| Holed up in Sam's office after pretending to leave for Bora Bora | |
| Went to a family reunion that wasn't his own | |
| Left her husband and got a short lived job singing in the bar | |
| Ripped Sam's shirt open on an intellectual TV show | |
| Acted in a scene of Shakespeare with a murderer in the bar | |
| Tried to seduce Diane | |
| Shot himself in the behind with an angry husband's gun | |
| Went out with a man who had a heart condition | |
| Ran for councilman and won | |
| Kissed Norm because Sam played her favorite song | |
| Kidnapped his son from his bris | |